dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via burning-thefuture)

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via burning-thefuture)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via queeninadream)

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

(via queeninadream)

relahvant:

when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 

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(via isicius)